"A Zany Survey of Far-Right Gun Culture"
"I'm Murrel Duffy--"
"-- introducing ya'all here to the far right gun culture. It's up here in my 'look-out' tower that I like to get a CLEAR perspective on things, unbothered by the taint of them thar modern-day liberal psychologists"
"They just don't seem to understand where all this ANGER comes from, the idea that we're all just supposed to get along in this namby-pamby socialist order. Bullshit!"
"You know what it's all about, you know. The castration of the American male!"
"Women are supposed to be more like men--"
"and men are supposed to be more like women!"
"There's only one solution to this:"
"Be ready for them at all times!"
"Fight them in the forests--"
"Come out of the swamp--"
"But never surrender your right to fire armor-piercing, skull-splatterin' bullets!"
"Take it to the high court of the land, if possible!"
"Because of us, we bring our American standard of living all over the world:"
"May the light of freedom shine everywheres!"
"As the t-shirt reads:"
"Well, I'm about out of time. Y2K is on the horizon--"
"-- and until then, shoot straight & keep your powder dry!"
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"You want a-nuther song? Well I ain't plain' one mutherfuckin' note until someone comes up here and puts sum money in my god-damned tip-jar! You know I only came here for one purpose. . . . . to take yor fuckin' cash! Why, I could make more profit puttin' out my meth-head neighbor's asshole and ringin' a bell, hollerin' 'Man for sale! Man for sale!'
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(Rheeee of Crickets)
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("I heard that, Missy!")
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