"Bill & Ted's Most
Frightening Adventure"
What happens when our favorite teenaged heroes call the
1-900-DUDE # long after their movie promotion expired!
On the old VHS copy of "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" is a contest promotion for all the kids watching at home, cheering for their good-natured but nevertheless dim-witted teenaged heroes traveling through time in a phone booth. "Radical!", "Bodacious!", "Tubular!" goes the late '80s lingo as a hot woman winks with a red phone up to her ear "but be sure to ask your parents first" before you call 1-900-DUDE for $2.99/minute to participate in the drawing for cash and prizes. "AWESOME!". However, the contest expired in spring of 1990. . . . . never to be seen or heard from again as it was "spun off into oblivion".
And what perchance might happen, if our favorite naive teenaged "buds" called their own promotional hotline from a pedestrian phone booth years after it was sold to another telemarketing firm?
We're about to get sodomized!"
(Maybe it should have been 1-900-WYLD-STALLIONS, but Bill & Ted would have never been seen or heard from again either!)
(You've fallen in with "The Wrong Crowd", Mr. "Home Alone" You Shouldn't Have Fallen in with the Buggering Butt-Bandits by leaving that cut-rate "Nintendo tip-line" alone)
Now you're playing with commonsense!
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"You want a-nuther song? Well I ain't plain' one mutherfuckin' note until someone comes up here and puts sum money in my god-damned tip-jar! You know I only came here for one purpose. . . . . to take yor fuckin' cash! Why, I could make more profit puttin' out my meth-head neighbor's asshole and ringin' a bell, hollerin' 'Man for sale! Man for sale!'
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(Rheeee of Crickets)
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("I heard that, Missy!")
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