(Sharpen the Darts, I Say!)
1) "Mexican Chicken Thief"
2) "Alt-Rock Doper"
3) "Twink-Boy"
(With Cream-Filled Center)
4) "Fentanyl Weirdo"
(Drumroll, please. . . . .)
5) "Perfection Itself"
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"There, there, there. He could have been tall, dark, and handsome!"
"Baby, I be 'yo Othello!"
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"You want a-nuther song? Well I ain't plain' one mutherfuckin' note until someone comes up here and puts sum money in my god-damned tip-jar! You know I only came here for one purpose. . . . . to take yor fuckin' cash! Why, I could make more profit puttin' out my meth-head neighbor's asshole and ringin' a bell, hollerin' 'Man for sale! Man for sale!'
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(Rheeee of Crickets)
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("I heard that, Missy!")
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