
"I Married a Communist"

It was funny, "the magic tricks" of propaganda and how the first casualty of war is "truth". Well, this was an "information war" and the intrigue used to be quiet high, actually.
During "The Cold War" in the icy bowels of the late 1940's and 1950's the Soviet codes had been broken and the spies working in the U.S. Government were "quietly removed" but the cases "never saw the light of day" because the authorities did not want to reveal their counter-espionage expertise on the cables with the secret stream of communication. But the Soviets had half-figured out that their codes had been deciphered anyhow, so it was the give-and-take of the spy world "when things are not as they seem" and operatives may be left stranded. But those were just the rules of the game and "the price you paid" to be part of "something important", lured into seductive "honey traps" of a woman's wrapped legs and then shot in the back of the head.
Life can be compromised-- very compromised.
It's not very well known that "The Consumer's Union", publisher of "Consumer Reports" magazine, actually began as a front for the Communist party with Soviet ties here in the United States. As milquetoast the reviews were on lordly capitalist products, it was meant to sow a hard-headed proletarian ethos to "false bourgeois consciousness" that consumed but knew not what for. It is interesting to know that there were untold numbers of weapons and radio caches stashed in secret places around the United States by Soviet sympathizers in anticipation of "World Revolution" and the collectivist take-over.
The CIA is really no better, because back in the annals of the totalist fence-building conflict they had a little project called "Operation Gladio", whose symbol was a fist clenching a double-edged sword like a Roman emperor, in case the forces of democracy should shift too far to the left in "an inappropriate manner" in the minds of NATO command. They had their own weapon caches stashed around the country for an ultra-rightist overthrow to make sure that Italy "didn't fall to the Communists". As a side note, "the mob" had been enlisted to break up the Communist dock workers in Marseilles, mixed in with the heroin trade from Cyprus and "The French Connection". Nazi gold had been funneled through Latin America and blessed by no one other than that national saint, Evita who quietly "understood the stakes". Anything, but the dreaded collectivists!
After "we lost China in '49", the State Department fired anyone sensitive and intelligent enough to grasp the concerns of world affairs, and instead replaced them with the equivalent of "Foghorn Leghorn", the rooster from the Loony Tunes show who thought that he could penetrate "The Asian Mind" with back-slaps and signed presidential pen sets and patronizing advice like "a batting coach" as Chang or Ho Chi Minh or whatever counted down the days to liberation on an abacus and threw a pipe bomb in his jeep as he waved and left, bellowing "are we great allies or what?".
Then there were "The Round Table Groups" that wanted to create a better world with "rationalism" and "common sense" through "international cooperation"-- and though they definitely stood for capitalistic values for the most part, had members who "flirted" communism out of ideological "sophistication". . . . . only stirring up the ire of the grunts howling for blood as they watched an effete, eminently aristocratic "Gorgeous George" make his entrance out to the arena floor on Saturday Night Wrestling with two young men as pages, instead of a beautiful beauty queen with a crown and bouquet of flowers. It played into the whole notion of "silky boys", an Anglo-American elite that "wasn't manly", and led to the rise of the Joseph McCarthy's and Richard Nixon's of this world "who played to the cheap seats" and picked on those who were "already kind of wobble-headed" and defenseless in the first place.
There was a way to face down "The House of UnAmerican Activities", however. Instead of mounting a futile, truculent defense whose sweat of nervousness and eerie nonconformity would only redouble the committee's efforts to destroy you, one would cooperate fully-- so fully in fact, that it gave them "the breathing room" to dodge the clumsy sweeps of their denser inquisitors. And yes, to come out unscathed. . . . .
It was a disaster-- how we chose to believe the truths strained through lies we told ourselves, wrapped around the very real void of our desires. One would find themselves around a charming "kook" and would be too mortified to "dash" the precious illusion and sweep it off the table like a punch bowl detonating on the floor. You would throw the harmless fanatic "softballs" and "keep the charming fiction alive", and wouldn't quite know what to say when someone angry and impertinent would rise to challenge "the swami" in question. However, they would deftly "come up with something", and run the assailant off and you would laugh "out of relief".
One can always doubt their senses, quibble over more information, the confusing of self-replicating complexities-- when the ridiculousness of the naked fact lays out right before you-- like a gray-haired Hindu man dressed up like Mick Jagger leaping around the stage and beating a tambourine. This happened with my Trotykist mentor, Jim who was so far paddling up the river of delusion of Soviet-style reform that I was left speechless. For a couple of years back, I covered an anti-war rally downtown to protest the Iraq invasion. He wanted me to give a list of speakers, the bare-bones facts. There was no way I could keep track of all that, and instead provided a painting of words like a gnarled anthem for change.
Jim was impressed. He said so as I dropped off some pictures at his house.
It was a rambling, three-story shack. Tall ceilings, sunken plaster. The inside needing a house keeper but Jim was probably too liberal to hire one, lost in notions of working-man egalitarianism. Stepping over yellowed newsprint, I stood in the living room-- hands stuffed in the front pockets of my flannel shirt-- and took in the scene. The light was dingy, the decorations sparse, and I saw this home as the true dwelling of a Missourian member of "The 4th Internationale". His bookshelves were filled with histories and heavy philosophical tracts of subjects long-forgotten by today's crop of hipster photo-bloggers. He certainly was well-informed when it came to biographies on Russian exiles and dialectical materialism.
His wife hollered down the steps to "GET HIM A SODA". Though I winced at this voice-- a scratchy staccato of insistence-- I recognized the fundamental decency of a working-class "washer-woman" trope. It drove away the gloominess of Sunday night, the time when sleeping dogs lay at your feet, when the weekend is almost over, when when the initial gust of Friday's freedom becomes a mere whisper as the contrast "bottoms out", when people mentally prepare themselves for the hard week ahead asides from the gray rut of selfless organizing that no one was particularly "engaged in".
He brought me Diet Pepsi in a dark glass. The soda was flat, melted ice cubes giving it a "watered down" flavor, until nothing remained but the airy sweetness of artificial sweetener in my nose. The glass chilled my hand and I lowered it to the ragged carpet.
I showed him the photographs I'd taken. Most were breathtaking views of the St. Louis skyline, and a mere few of them were from the rally. I chose my moments well. Jim murmured something about "scanning them into the computer" and e-mailing it to San Francisco. I shrugged, only knowing that my job was over.
He rummaged through a file cabinet, wobbling through the conversation as I watched televised pictures of earth from the space shuttle above our planet, the back end of the ship available in unsparkling video like flat-out reality that would suck out the air if the walls of this artificial enclave were punctured. Then, for no reason at all, he started handing me publications-- imparted with the idealism of an activist rearing up the next generation. There was little else I could do but accept this mountain of papers into my lap, raising my arm against the light to squint at the print.
He asked me if I had taken a foreign language in high school. I hadn't spoken a word of French in 4 years and struggled to decipher a page from a radical Paris newspaper. Next he had me reading something in Portuguese. Evidently, Jim kept up with movements from all over the world. He was part of the 4th International and now so was I. . . . . a skipper on the raft of politics, navigating along by a shoestring, using my informal talents to row the boat as Jim stood on the prow.
The week before, Jim and his wife had flown down to Brazil like agitators, witnesses, toasters to the labor party victory as he gulped down banana rum and advised political machines like an American subversive. Without warning, he offered to take me to Brazil on assignment. I couldn't imagine what he'd need me for. Why, a short article in a newspaper wouldn't be worth creaking open the cash box-- "whipping up" the funds to buy me a plane ticket!
Talk about an hallucinary glimpse into
a whacked-out future. . . . . watching Jim stand among the banana trees on the tarmac, a suitcase in one hand, while an effervescent Brazilian tour guide-- skinny arms sticking out of his short sleeves-- led the way. The honking of a car horn, as we navigated down Sao Paulo streets-- passing burros, peddlers, and sewer drains
as drug cartel militia members drove by holding carbines in a camouflage-painted
jeep.
Yet here Jim was, bubbling over "his find". That is, an intelligent young person in the movement. He left the room and returned, and with all things-- an East German camera. I thought of Eastern Europeans behind the Berlin wall, wearing sooty overalls, gray of skin, diligently working in the classless factories. They produced a solid camera, adding the finishing touches with Soviet pride, the instructions printed in German. I didn't know what to say when he let me keep it. The strap was heavy around my neck (-- good Soviet craftsmanship, I supposed) and it felt like a bandoleer of bullets like I was prospectively "riding the bloody trail of no return".
In the communist cause, you were either a guerrilla fighter or a member of the flimsy leftist press. Shooting pictures as the police broke up peaceful demonstrators with batons and tear gas, falling to your knees to help a wounded comrade, vowing to the sky that such injustice in the world shall never be repeated. I felt a camaraderie with Jim, an affection one would have for an eccentric old uncle. Right or wrong, peculiar or rational, bland or exciting, he was my friend.
Of course, there is the question if man can find out "a theory for everything", like the trembling hand of a scientific/mathematical genius scratching out the formula on a chalkboard, stumbling in the endeavor in man's falleness, but rising nobly in this endeavor "to complete the square".
I find it laughable, considering our scale in the universe.
If the world is like "a ball of meat" than we are akin to squiggling bacteria or viruses with delusions of grandeur. The idea that man is his own highest existential authority. . . . . and what I can best relate this to is when you have a crackpot cult on a grand, yet ratty stage where a man in robes and a crown makes his magnificent pronouncements with the beating of timpanis (-- "bom, Bomp, bom, Bomp") and then has to skip off "to take a dump".
One call says it all. . . . .
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"You want a-nuther song? Well I ain't plain' one mutherfuckin' note until someone comes up here and puts sum money in my god-damned tip-jar! You know I only came here for one purpose. . . . . to take yor fuckin' cash! Why, I could make more profit puttin' out my meth-head neighbor's asshole and ringin' a bell, hollerin' 'Man for sale! Man for sale!'
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(Rheeee of Crickets)
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("I heard that, Missy!")
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