The joy of adolescent incarceration known as "the best years of your life" and tips for doing your time in cell-block H.S. for "Hell-Strikes @ 8:15; Mon-Fri" with dumb, cutesy "Laffy-Taffy" humor.
Here is an outtake of "The Cell Block Bluez" from "The Shawshank Redemption". Or is it a juggled miscast from "Howard the Duck"? In any case, Tim Robbins took "method acting" to its fullest, frightening implication yet did not win an Academy Award. For best supporting-- actor? Actress? Who knows? But he sure performed liberally and enthusiastically for "the smart set".
Click on the condom jar in the high school nurse's office (-- that's a cruel farce anyway) and read those tips I was talkin' about.
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"You want a-nuther song? Well I ain't plain' one mutherfuckin' note until someone comes up here and puts sum money in my god-damned tip-jar! You know I only came here for one purpose. . . . . to take yor fuckin' cash! Why, I could make more profit puttin' out my meth-head neighbor's asshole and ringin' a bell, hollerin' 'Man for sale! Man for sale!'
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(Rheeee of Crickets)
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("I heard that, Missy!")
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