Lesson #1: Don't be "Nashville Pussy"

Which is to say, if you come to a rootin' tootin' town with nothin' but your guitar on your back and $500, all you have in the world, don't be taken by the slick, dime-store antics of a southern gentleman at the bar offering to be your manager for an upfront fee  of-- you guessed it-- all that you have in the world.

Never pay money upfront, and deal with cash. . . . . whenever possible. Because checks have a way of bouncing like Debbie's boobs in "Debbie Does Dallas" when she's propositioned for a good "screwing over" by some real scuzzy pricks. Never be embraced in "The Devil's Bargain" and know "when to get out".

On a tangent, a series of interesting pieces on just such a subject on that of parasitical relationships can be found right here. In to stand-up comedy? Check this one out right here. "Hollyweird" is a dead-end "picture", and there's "no secret joke on that one"; but moving on with a flash-pot of brimstone, click on the illustration below in the middle to be led further into the mouth of hell. . . . .

SOMEONE took down my "Porky's" Clips!!

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